You force me to help you carry the basket of laundry downstairs.. because it's too much to carry. I tell you that I always do it.. And your response, as always is, THAT I NEVER DO ANYTHING.
How do I know how many loads of laundry your particular laundry basket holds?! Maybe that means I've done it before! Multiple times! And I ALWAYS CARRY IT MYSELF. Up.. and.. Down. Never asking you for help because GOD FORBID.
You've never done laundry once. Has your clothes magically been brought up and down the stairs and washed and folded by an invisible fairy?
For the official record... It has ALWAYS BEEN ME.