It's 7:15 AM, and your phone starts shouting. Like literally, wake up... french toast... shake it. It's some stupid app to make you wake up. So I shout, "Vasili! Turn it off!" To which you eventually start to shake it... stupidily remark "hey babe can you make french toast?"... shake it... finally making it quiet... Then lay back in bed.
NOW I'm frustrated and angry I woke up 15 minutes before I had to. Then you start clicking the iPhone keys right next to my head, as I attempt to fall back asleep. I shout "SHUTUP", and then you tell ME to "shutup".
15 minutes later. Still angry. You're sleeping by this point.
It's 7:30 AM and my day is already off to a shitty start.