I go to the bathroom to pee. The doors open, along with the window (because I showered). Super freezing cold going into the apartment.
After I pee, I go "Vasili, either leave the door open with window closed, or window open with door closed."
Angrily, you respond "Well close the fucking window. You opened it"... Yes, because I showered and I needed the steam to get out.
We banter back and forth... AS IF THERE IS EVEN AN ARGUMENT! No, I will not close the window if I just took a shower. YES you should close the door then if the window's open.
Like, are you retarded? And to fight me on this?